most annoying tumblr trends 2013!!!
- "swiggity swag"
- "do he got a booty"
- "bitch i might be"
and now, sliding into place right on time:
- "surprise bitch"
When studying for and taking your finals,
Keep calm and repeat the sacred mantra:
YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND MY UNFATHOMABLE HATRED FOR THIS SHITTYU ASS FUCKIGN PICTURE
aRE ALL THOSE MAREEPS FUCKING SHINY
In Pokemon X/Y there is a 1-in-4,096 chance of finding a shiny.
4096 to the power of 4 is 281,474,976,710,656
Two Hundred Eighty One Trillion.
From what I understand, you have a better chance of winning the Mega Millions Jackpot.
I just checked, the odds for the Mega Millions Jackpot are 258,890,850.
You potentially could have won the Mega Millions Jackpot 1,087,234 times at that rate.
Look at that picture. The occurrence taking place in this picture is one million times more rare than winning one of the biggest lotteries out there.
hey that’s cool, but do you wanna know the odds that this screenshot was photoshopped?
1 in 1
That’s still a lot of shiny
What did we do though
in terms of Surprise, bitch
like what did we just do do you realize what we have done
that meme can never go away, because bringing back the meme, is the meme itself
we fucked up so hard this time
Hockey is so fucking entertaining without even meaning to be.
All these hockey gifs and they didn’t include the best one:
this made me want to watch hockey
that’s the spirit
OH MY FUCKING GOD DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST FUCKING SAID? DO YOU REALIZE HOW AMAZING THAT PUN WAS? THATS THE SPIRIT???!?!?! THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT YOU DICKSUCKING FUCKBUCKET THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT. THAT IS ALCOHOL. NAY, NOT SIMPLY ALCOHOL. IT IS A SPIRIT. YOU ARE LITERALLY LOOKING AT THE BOTTLE OF BOOZE HE IS DRINKING, AND YOU ARE POINTING OUT THATS THE SPIRIT WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY APPLAUDING HIM FOR DRINKING DURING GRADUATION BY SAYING THATS THE SPIRIT. YOU MY GOOD SIR HAVE SUCCEEDED TODAY. YOU HAVE SUCCEEDED IN MAKING ME PHYSICALLY BOW TOWARDS YOUR GREATNESS.
THATS THE SPIRIT.
THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT.
That is the best reaction to a pun I have ever seen